The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking

sodamnrelatable:

WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED

CONGRATULIONS,

YOU WON

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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

lolsofunny:

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1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt

when theres no food in the fridge, im like

niggertitts:

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Headphones rule.

ostwind:

doomriff:

No headphones = you can talk to me

1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you

2 headphones = fuck off

I wish people at work would learn this….

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Other people: Why do you listen to Eminem's music. He raps with all those nasty words. He hates women. He just sounds like an idiot.
Me: This idiot runs his own label, raises three daughters, went through the worst divorce TWICE after being cheated on, lost his best friend, was sued by his own mother, and still has time to give a damn about his fans. This man breathes life into people and you're concerned about the fact that he uses curse words? And he's the idiot? Right.